Mr Ivan Chai

Mr Ivan Chai,

~ ~ ~The noisiest and naughtiest boy in our class.

He is eleven years old, a very cute youngest son at home.

(Look at his monkey look)

But, he is very noisy in the tuition class. His naughty level may drive you crazy!! He like Naruto, so sometimes during the lesson he will nagging himself in the class. Look!! What is he doing?? He is chanting some Naruto’s incantations. Wow, seen violent right?

Ivan, he quite lots of funny idea in his brain. Sometimes, his thinking is totally different from the kids that same age. For example, he told us that he hate human for destroying those natural park or jungle. He rather stay in jungle than stay with those human who dangerous that animal in the world. (Listed, how creative his thinking is. However, his next sentence perhaps will drive you banana!) But, after few minutes, he continued on his idea by saying that he will stay in jungle and want build his animal kingdom in the jungle.

Oh my god!!!

Yesterday, again I almost spit because of him. He was very concern on his work, then suddenly his bad habit started and he chant again there and play with him pencil. (attd: he is not crazy or abnormal, this type of kids we called them as over active kids). Then he started create a poem and share to us. By slowly, he walked to me and looking at me. Then he suddenly added a sentence for his poem. (I thought he has finished his poem but in fact it’s not yet). Mr Kho, your face looks very cute today. If you play msn, please press +o(, or :l. That is how my face looks.

There was something happened to him today: he likes to stool during the tuition times at the tuition centre. Same as usual, today again he went stool and spent quite around 10 minutes inside and then come. However, few minutes later he came again and asked for some toilet paper. I was curious and asked is it feel unwell. Guessed what he answered? He answered me he didn’t clean his ass well after he stool, and he sense that that is some feces at his ass. (yuck!!) So disgusting!!! Again I tried to looking for him some toilet paper and let him go. (Thought the matter will stop here.)

(This is his enemy.. She didn't show her face every of the photo shoot. But, want see her face???)

Another few more minutes later, he came again and asked for permission to go toilet. (What wrong again I asked myself) He just told me he wants to wash that. (wash that??? What is “that”? What it means?) Then some of the classmate asked him and he said he wants go wash hi PIKU. (PIKU???) (We have been quiet for few second then we got what he meant. PIKU=ass in Chinese, but since I disallowed them to speak Mandarin in class so he spelled out alphabet to explain what he meant.) He then continued said his PIKU is very YANG. (YANG = itchy). (Since he did not clean well so it became itchy then). Gosh…

This kid!!!

However, even he is disgusting sometimes. But he is quite cute. I just wish he can change a bit his crazy style so that every one will like him.

(That she is!!!)